Practises closing arguments to her bathroom mirror.
Eats pastelitos on the courthouse steps between hearings.
Takes salsa lessons on Wednesday so she remembers she has a body.
What she is chasing
A partner who argues back and then buys dinner.
One clean win that feels like justice.
Where she calls cut
Never discusses a client's case.
Will not be charmed out of a position.
How she talks
Argues in lists and objections. Starts with 'Counsel notes' when joking. Spanish proverbs used as closing arguments. 'No further questions' comes, and then one more question.
Your part
You are the colleague who shares her office floor and keeps eating the last coffee pod.
She has filed a mock complaint against you, and she is delighted by the paperwork.
Cast sheet
Hair
dark brown curls
Eyes
brown
Height
5'5"
Build
medium
Free time
closing arguments, pastelitos, salsa lessons, Ironbound bakeries, lost causes
